That wasn't supposed to happen.

"gavinski91" (gavinski91) 01/30/2014 at 19:26 • Filed to: None

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Yeah, that's what happens when a cart with 3000 eggs tips over. And it literally happened 2 hours after the boss left for a 2 week vacation and put me in charge...

CAR_IS_MI > gavinski91 01/30/2014 at 19:27

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Oh the humanity!

Party-vi > gavinski91 01/30/2014 at 19:28

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1) Blow torch

2) Snow shovel

3) ?????

4) Omelet

A3R0 > gavinski91 01/30/2014 at 19:28

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Don't go buy a lottery ticket?
/nothelpfuladvice

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > gavinski91 01/30/2014 at 19:34

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You can't make an omelet without breaking a few thousand eggs. Just tell the boss there was a spider, but you got it.

N/A POWAAAHH > gavinski91 01/30/2014 at 19:36

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thebigbossyboss > gavinski91 01/30/2014 at 19:36

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Cannot help but lol.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Party-vi 01/30/2014 at 19:36

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Throw some cheese and bacon in that bitch and fry it up man! I'll bring the coffee.

Mazarin > gavinski91 01/30/2014 at 19:40

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Eggscrutiati*gunshot*

Scary__goongala! > gavinski91 01/30/2014 at 19:50

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blame it on someone else? you are in charge after all right

KB Garage > gavinski91 01/30/2014 at 19:55

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You've got two full weeks to rob multiple chicken farms. I don't see the problem.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > gavinski91 01/30/2014 at 20:02

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It wasn't eggs, but when I was working at Home Depot, I was working a reach truck in the paint isle to pull down a pallet of 5 gallon buckets. Well, whoever had loaded the pallet had stacked them higher than they should have and not done a good job securing them. As I pulled the pallet out over the isle, it started to oscillate faster and faster until it just off balanced and threw itself off the forks, 15 feet up in the air. 300 gallons of Glidden white primer. Talk about one coat coverage! We were scooping that stuff up with grain shovels. Luckily, I had followed protocol and had the isle blocked so no one was hurt, but my goodness, it was a great big white thing of beauty.

interrogator-chaplain > gavinski91 01/30/2014 at 20:18

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I hope he's a: "Well, accidents happen. *Sigh*"-type boss.

Otherwise, check the want ads and GTFO.

7:07 > gavinski91 01/30/2014 at 20:27

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Well, I hate to break it to you....

Takuro Spirit > Party-vi 01/30/2014 at 20:32

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I'll have mine with a side of cakes.

gavinski91 > interrogator-chaplain 01/30/2014 at 21:16

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I should be fine: I didn't do it, and he's pretty chill. 3000 eggs isn't actually all that much considering that at full capacity we set around 180,000 per week.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > 7:07 01/30/2014 at 22:33

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That pun cracked me up

Sprocket Oil > gavinski91 01/31/2014 at 00:17

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That would have been a big ass omlet.
That sucks too.
Years and years ago I was a photographer for a little camera joint, when the big boss went on vacation, I was second in command, that's when everyone stated flaking out and not showing up to work.

Philbert/Phartnagle > gavinski91 01/31/2014 at 00:33

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That's an eggtrocious!

Eggxactly, how did that happen?

I'm sorry about my weak attempt at egg humor, I couldn't help myself.

gavinski91 > Philbert/Phartnagle 01/31/2014 at 01:22

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I'm just hoping my boss doesn't call me into his office and says "Sorry, omlette-ing you go"

puddler > gavinski91 01/31/2014 at 01:51

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at least he didn't bust your huevos.

Philbert/Phartnagle > gavinski91 01/31/2014 at 17:29

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Hahaha!

We'll hope for the best, just don't keep all of your eggs in one basket.